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Post by PiEdude on Sat Jan 22, 2011 12:15 pm

Made a list to poke fun at OTC medication commercials.

Side effects of Children's Xanex may include: Diarrhea, vomiting, sweating blood, hallucination, loss of eyesight, loss of appetite, loss of soul, periodic visits from leprechauns, possible death, imminent death, suddenly being drawn to British television, loss of ability to speak any European language, temporary change of eye color, more vomiting, demonic possession, heightening of voice pitch, loss of voice, regaining of different voice, sudden attraction to reptiles, loss of ability to jump rope (alternatively, loss of ability to breath oxygen), sudden allergy to water, nausea upon seeing the color cyan, sudden craving for green olives and music by Drake, saving 15% on your car insurance by switching to Geico, spontaneous combustion, alcohol-producing tears, and stuffy nose.
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Post by Ringleader on Sat Jan 22, 2011 12:27 pm

SUDDEN DEATH

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Post by Ukurse on Sun Jan 23, 2011 12:16 pm

PiEdude wrote:saving 15% on your car insurance by switching to Geico,
that doesn't sound to bad?
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