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Post by Ringleader on Mon Jan 24, 2011 12:01 pm

Never EVER use these clowns.

Welcome to TUTORVISTA !
Type your question in chat window below.
[ 01:25:39 PM ] Guest : I suppose [Searched for: dy dx calculator]
[ 01:25:45 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Hello, My name is Ryan
[ 01:25:52 PM ] : I'm your Academic Counselor for the day.
[ 01:25:54 PM ] Guest : Hey, I'm Ethan
[ 01:26:08 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Hello, Ethan
[ 01:26:14 PM ] Guest : I was just looking for some help with a math problem
[ 01:26:23 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Not to worry, you are at the right place
[ 01:26:30 PM ] : We will surely help you in math
[ 01:26:41 PM ] : Let me know your grade to help you better.
[ 01:26:41 PM ] Guest : I've forgotten a lot of what I learned in Calc I, and now I'm taking Calc II in college
[ 01:26:50 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Alright
[ 01:27:00 PM ] : Not to worry, our tutors will surely help you.
[ 01:27:10 PM ] : We have quality tutors and our program is extremely effective.
[ 01:27:22 PM ] : And do you know how this program works?
[ 01:27:25 PM ] Guest : well, basically the question asks to find the dy/dx if y = tan(cos(x))
[ 01:27:39 PM ] : not exactly, I just googled the math problem
[ 01:27:48 PM ] : and this one one of the first sites that appeared
[ 01:27:50 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Okay, let me explain quickly the benefit and then help you further
[ 01:28:03 PM ] : We offer unlimited, 24X7, personalized online tutoring in Math, English and Science
[ 01:28:18 PM ] : You will get regular help on concepts, test, homework problems, assignment questions and projects
[ 01:28:32 PM ] : And we provide unlimited one-on-one Tutoring on regular basis.
[ 01:28:36 PM ] : Does this sound interesting?
[ 01:28:54 PM ] Guest : it sounds useful, but I can seek out help at my school, and from my professor
[ 01:29:07 PM ] : mainly I needed assistance with this one problem
[ 01:29:32 PM ] Acad Coordinator : I understand your concern
[ 01:29:35 PM ] : Our experience shows that students need help with homework and concepts on a regular basis.
[ 01:29:38 PM ] : Tomorrow you may come across a difficult topic again.
[ 01:30:15 PM ] : You will get connect to the tutor immediately after the enrollment
[ 01:30:19 PM ] : Today we are running a special promotion offer on subscription
[ 01:30:25 PM ] : You can try unlimited tutoring for the week at just $39.99
[ 01:30:27 PM ] : Sessions are available instantly and are absolutely unlimited
[ 01:30:28 PM ] : Moreover all our sessions are recorded for your review and future reference.
[ 01:30:32 PM ] Guest : I suppose that's a possibility, however again I would try to seek help at my school first
[ 01:30:42 PM ] : not interested, sorry
[ 01:30:46 PM ] Acad Coordinator : We provide unlimited one-on-one Tutoring on regular basis.
[ 01:30:52 PM ] Guest : I understand
[ 01:30:52 PM ] Acad Coordinator : May i know the concern?
[ 01:31:03 PM ] : So that we can assist you further
[ 01:31:32 PM ] Guest : I'm confused, the concern being the question I asked previously? or why I'm not willing to pay for this offer when i have help here at my school
[ 01:31:51 PM ] Acad Coordinator : I see that you are finding alot of problem in Calculus.
[ 01:32:04 PM ] : You can take the regular tutoring for week and see the improvement
[ 01:32:05 PM ] : More than 200,000 students have been with our program and have experienced the value we bring to their academics.
[ 01:32:07 PM ] : I have seen significant grade improvement when students take regular tutoring with us.
[ 01:32:08 PM ] Guest : My professor isn't in his office, so I decided to seek help online, we have a quiz tomorrow and I just enrolled last friday
[ 01:32:32 PM ] Acad Coordinator : You can enroll here and get all the help.
[ 01:32:32 PM ] Guest : I'm only having just this one problem, I've taken calculus already, it's just that I'm a little rusty
[ 01:32:40 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Our expert tutors hold Master's degree and have long,long years of teaching experience.
[ 01:32:58 PM ] Guest : in fact, what were learning in class now is similar to what I learned before, its just I've forgotton
[ 01:33:08 PM ] Acad Coordinator : And we will surely help you in regular session
[ 01:33:15 PM ] Guest : I understand, that's impressive but Im not interested in paying for this
[ 01:33:22 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Moreover all our sessions are recorded for your review and future reference.
[ 01:33:26 PM ] Guest : I'm just a little rusty
[ 01:33:52 PM ] : and needed assistance with only one problem, will you be able to help me?
[ 01:34:06 PM ] : without my having paid for a long term subscription?
[ 01:34:06 PM ] Acad Coordinator : I am sorry
[ 01:34:10 PM ] Guest : ah, I see
[ 01:34:26 PM ] Acad Coordinator : The system is made in such a way that you will get connect to the tutor immediately after the enrollment
[ 01:34:39 PM ] Guest : Ah
[ 01:34:48 PM ] Acad Coordinator : That is not the long term subscription.
[ 01:35:05 PM ] : It is for complete 7 days of unlimited help in all the subjects/topics
[ 01:35:34 PM ] Guest : I wouldn't have wasted our times had I known that, please clarify this as soon as you connect with others, instead of having me explain a problem to which the one solution is to pay for a subscription first
[ 01:36:10 PM ] : Apologies
[ 01:37:42 PM ] : but from the nature of my problem, as well as the manner in which I brought the issue to you, I think it was clear that I wouldn't be interested in a long term agreement
[ 01:37:52 PM ] : so, I must now continue my search
[ 01:38:00 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Do you need one day help?
[ 01:38:25 PM ] Guest : well, no, I simply wanted help with one problem, and you had already stated that that's not how this site works
[ 01:38:53 PM ] : Sorry
[ 01:39:21 PM ] Acad Coordinator : To be honest there is no site that provides for free help.
[ 01:39:29 PM ] : We are far more affordable than any other online tutoring services.
[ 01:39:38 PM ] : TutorVista has featured on NBC, BBC and The New York Times as the most affordable and the best tutoring service
[ 01:39:48 PM ] : I suggest you to
[ 01:40:01 PM ] : go for week discount and see the benefit
[ 01:40:09 PM ] : We do not have any Bond or Contract.
[ 01:40:18 PM ] : We give 100% satisfaction to all the students
[ 01:40:34 PM ] Guest : our school website actually has chatrooms that allow the students to connive
[ 01:40:47 PM ] : however I doubt anyone is online at this time
[ 01:40:52 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Yes
[ 01:40:56 PM ] : We have more than 2000 well qualified tutors available round the clock
[ 01:41:00 PM ] : You can connect to a tutor anytime without worrying about number of sessions.
[ 01:41:03 PM ] : You can study from the comfort of your home and flexible timings.
[ 01:41:08 PM ] Guest : I... know, you've already told me
[ 01:41:24 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Yes
[ 01:42:00 PM ] Guest : sorry, not interested
[ 01:42:06 PM ] Acad Coordinator : These offers are available only through chat today. I suggest you do not miss the special offer
[ 01:42:14 PM ] Guest : Only today?
[ 01:42:26 PM ] : gee, I better get my wallet out
[ 01:42:37 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Yes
[ 01:42:40 PM ] : If you think of later
[ 01:43:01 PM ] : you will end up paying the regular price
[ 01:43:11 PM ] Guest : TODAY ONLY offers are normally the song of doom for advertisers
[ 01:44:02 PM ] : Ryan, IF that is your real name, if Im taking calculus, then why do you think I would fall for something like this?
[ 01:44:31 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Well, Ryan is my real name
[ 01:44:45 PM ] : And i see you need lot of help in Calculus
[ 01:45:08 PM ] : And for your benefit if you take the regular help from our expert tutor
[ 01:45:16 PM ] : You will definitely improve your grade
[ 01:45:18 PM ] Guest : I understand that your trying to sell your program as an academic coordinator, and even if you do have a huge staff of qualified tutors, the fact that you had me going so far on this being a free help site, you really blew your one chance of convincing me to pay for this program
[ 01:45:28 PM ] Acad Coordinator : I am not seeling the product
[ 01:45:31 PM ] Guest : But I DONT need a lot of help in calculus, I just asked one problem Ryan
[ 01:45:32 PM ] Acad Coordinator : selling*
[ 01:45:51 PM ] : I am trying to help the students and advice them to be in the regular session
[ 01:46:01 PM ] : Where they can see their grade up
[ 01:46:51 PM ] Guest : yes, and where I may have actually been interested in such a program, I am now not because you didn't first state that I needed to purchase a subscription to this site to receive help
[ 01:47:23 PM ] : instead you had me explain the nature of my program, and basically had me along for the ride while you waited to spring this trap
[ 01:47:30 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Well, to be honest there is not site that provides for FREE LIVE help.
[ 01:47:44 PM ] Guest : are you 100% sure of that?
[ 01:47:45 PM ] Acad Coordinator : We are most affordable tutoring across the globe.
[ 01:47:49 PM ] : Yes
[ 01:47:57 PM ] : 100% guarantee
[ 01:48:22 PM ] : Once you enroll you will have an individual account with us, in which you can log in anytime, anywhere and take as many sessions you want in Math, English and Science for entire week or month
[ 01:48:54 PM ] Guest : Ok, well I just googled 'free tutoring, and about 2,300,000 results (0.53 seconds) came up
[ 01:49:14 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Okay
[ 01:49:26 PM ] : If you think you will free LIVE help.
[ 01:49:34 PM ] : I cannot comment on anyone else
[ 01:49:38 PM ] Guest : actually, I just googled tutor vista, and the results were less then stellar
[ 01:50:23 PM ] : in fact, pull up a google chrome browser right now
[ 01:51:00 PM ] : when you type in tutor vista, the first 2 entries are "Tutor vista scam", and "Tutor vista review"
[ 01:51:15 PM ] : now, Ryan, put yourself in my shoes
[ 01:52:10 PM ] : what would you do?
[ 01:52:38 PM ] : Ryan?
[ 01:53:18 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Is it about the the tutor?
[ 01:53:31 PM ] : You get high-quality, live one-on-one assistance, access and sharing the worksheets & documents with a ‘’LIVE TUTOR’’
[ 01:55:34 PM ] Guest : erm, right
[ 01:55:46 PM ] : Perhaps I should reiterate my previous points
[ 01:55:50 PM ] : Google
[ 01:55:54 PM ] : Tutorvista
[ 01:55:58 PM ] : Scam
[ 01:56:10 PM ] : those are just what I saw, I mean, I honestly dont know
[ 01:56:28 PM ] Acad Coordinator : That is because of competitor in the market
[ 01:56:32 PM ] Guest : but, your site isn't clear on whether this was free or not
[ 01:56:46 PM ] : actually, no, it was done by revieweres
[ 01:56:53 PM ] : a great many of them
[ 01:56:55 PM ] Acad Coordinator : You know when you give the best result out of it.
[ 01:57:15 PM ] : The competitor will be always their to pull once leg
[ 01:57:22 PM ] : So if you try for week and see the benefit
[ 01:57:33 PM ] : You will get to know if that is really a helpful or not
[ 01:57:53 PM ] Guest : these aren't competitors Ryan, there isn't some conspiracy against tutorvista
[ 01:58:20 PM ] : these are people that tried it out, and have experienced the issue I have
[ 01:59:01 PM ] : Ryan, one last question, what is your last name?
[ 01:59:15 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Ryan C
[ 01:59:23 PM ] Guest : ah, I see
[ 01:59:27 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Alright
[ 01:59:38 PM ] Guest : whelp, gotta run, thanks for your help
[ 01:59:44 PM ] Acad Coordinator : okay

...Unless you want to draw on a conversation with one of their sharks.
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Re: Tutorvista

Post by KristallNacht on Mon Jan 24, 2011 1:48 pm

wow....rtard....

its like talking to cleverbot
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Re: Tutorvista

Post by Ringleader on Mon Jan 24, 2011 1:51 pm

I knew Sanjeep was trying to sell me this program, I would have hoped he would have eventually hooked me up to an actual tutor.


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Post by KristallNacht on Mon Jan 24, 2011 1:59 pm

sanjeep?
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Post by Ringleader on Mon Jan 24, 2011 2:35 pm

Welcome to TUTORVISTA !
Type your question in chat window below.
[ 04:23:42 PM ] Guest : hello, I'm having trouble upgrading my scores
[ 04:23:48 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Hello,
[ 04:23:57 PM ] : We will surely help you.
[ 04:24:10 PM ] : May i know your grade?
[ 04:24:17 PM ] Guest : Hi, my name is Micheal
[ 04:24:28 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Hello,Micheal
[ 04:24:29 PM ] Guest : My grade is B, and I need to upgrade to A
[ 04:24:46 PM ] Acad Coordinator : We will surely help you in getting higher grades
[ 04:24:52 PM ] Guest : Good
[ 04:24:58 PM ] : Great Even
[ 04:25:29 PM ] Acad Coordinator : May i know the subject and grade to help you better?
[ 04:25:32 PM ] Guest : so, I'm having trouble with English,
[ 04:25:40 PM ] : can you help me?
[ 04:25:45 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Okay, not to worry,
[ 04:25:51 PM ] Guest : I need to upgrade my scores please
[ 04:25:58 PM ] Acad Coordinator : We will surely help you in English.
[ 04:26:03 PM ] : Sure,
[ 04:26:08 PM ] : Are you preparing for an upcoming test or assignment?
[ 04:26:21 PM ] Guest : Essay Writing
[ 04:26:39 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Okay, we will help you with your Essay,
[ 04:26:43 PM ] Guest : I need to enhance my essays
[ 04:26:49 PM ] : and expand my vocabulary
[ 04:27:00 PM ] : so I can have a plethora of words
[ 04:27:15 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Not to worry in our live sessions you will be able to share the topic or the concept of the essay on the board
[ 04:27:29 PM ] : Our tutors review each essay carefully, paying special attention reasoning
[ 04:27:37 PM ] : Also on organization, grammar, and idea development.
[ 04:27:38 PM ] Guest : oh good, my parents dont want me making low scores
[ 04:27:55 PM ] Acad Coordinator : I understand that
[ 04:28:06 PM ] : Let me explain how our online tutoring program works
[ 04:28:11 PM ] : and help you to get started alright?
[ 04:28:11 PM ] Guest : ok
[ 04:28:51 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Great , Let me share a sample session on the board so that you have an idea how we work in the regular sessions .
[ 04:29:10 PM ] Guest : I cant make low grades or my parents get cranky and say bad things
[ 04:29:18 PM ] : so I need help not making bad essays
[ 04:29:52 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Not to worry here you will have a tutor who has his/her Masters degree or Ph.d in the respective subjects
[ 04:29:58 PM ] Guest : I'm not even old enough to make essays in school anyway, its just my parents sended me off to the boarding schools
[ 04:30:09 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Not to worry, you are at the right place
[ 04:30:23 PM ] : Do you see the sample session on the board?
[ 04:30:27 PM ] Guest : yes
[ 04:30:48 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Now the session that you see on the board was worked by one of our of our expert in the regular sessions.
[ 04:31:00 PM ] : You will similar kind of help with a live tutor to assist you in our regular sessions.
[ 04:31:08 PM ] Guest : I need help yes please
[ 04:31:16 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Are you in HS or college ?
[ 04:31:22 PM ] Guest : HS
[ 04:31:31 PM ] : Im 47 years old
[ 04:31:47 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Okay, for you to experience the benefit of our regular sessions we have special trail pack in this chat.
[ 04:32:05 PM ] : You can try unlimited tutoring for a week in Math, Physics, Chemistry, Biology and English at just $19.99
[ 04:32:06 PM ] Guest : trail pack?
[ 04:32:35 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Yes you are getting 50% discount on our reuglar subscription price to try us ou
[ 04:32:36 PM ] Guest : I have a trail pack, I use it when I go hiking in the Adirondacks
[ 04:33:02 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Oh i am sorry i didnt mean that pack what you are talking about
[ 04:33:19 PM ] : You can try unlimited tutoring for a week at $19.99 or a month at $49.99
[ 04:33:20 PM ] Guest : I have a backpack too, if that's what you mean
[ 04:33:32 PM ] : and a purse
[ 04:33:42 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Well thank you for your time Sir !
[ 04:33:54 PM ] Guest : yes
[ 04:33:55 PM ] : please
[ 04:34:47 PM ] : I like to keep my lipstick and makeup in my purse, and my granola bars in my trail back, and my lunch box in my back pack
[ 04:34:54 PM ] : the purse belongs to my wife though
[ 04:34:58 PM ] : sorry for the confession
[ 04:36:28 PM ] : I must go to school now
[ 04:36:38 PM ] : goodbye Acad Coordinator
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Post by KristallNacht on Mon Jan 24, 2011 2:54 pm

lol well you got a cheaper price that time....
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Post by Ringleader on Mon Jan 24, 2011 3:39 pm

Yeah,

I'm undecided as who I should pose as next, a Pakistani engineering student having trouble with missile trajectories? Or maybe a serial killer.

I could pose as a fish, use aquatic terminology and then reveal that I'm actually a goldfish trying trying to write a research paper.

The possibilities for stupidity are endless!
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Post by Ukurse on Mon Jan 24, 2011 6:37 pm

Where do we find this chat thing?

Is it on their website or what?
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Post by Ringleader on Mon Jan 24, 2011 7:46 pm

Yeah, it's practically the Tutorvista homepage, you type in your problem and it takes you to one of these chat windows.

Total thing's a scam, and if you tell them that, they tell you it's a conspiracy theory against them from their competitors.
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Post by Ukurse on Mon Jan 24, 2011 8:41 pm

Ringleader wrote:Yeah, it's practically the Tutorvista homepage, you type in your problem and it takes you to one of these chat windows.

Total thing's a scam, and if you tell them that, they tell you it's a conspiracy theory against them from their competitors.
Fucking lol

Also, still cant find it.
I don't see where to type in my problem?
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Post by Ringleader on Mon Jan 24, 2011 8:51 pm

http://www.tutorvista.com/


Ask question? You get answer right now please!
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Post by Rasq'uire'laskar on Mon Jan 24, 2011 10:04 pm

Sec2(Cos(x))Sin(x)
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Post by Ukurse on Tue Jan 25, 2011 1:46 am

Ringleader wrote:http://www.tutorvista.com/


Ask question? You get answer right now please!
You sure we on the same page?
http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/3111/vistawi.jpg

I Ctrl+F'd "Ask Question", "Ask ", "Question", "Anwser"
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Post by KristallNacht on Tue Jan 25, 2011 2:27 am

click anything at the bottom, and then ask a question
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Post by GreyApothecary on Tue Jan 25, 2011 7:46 am

this is probably politically incorrect but when i was reading the wall of text i was hearing an Indian accent in my mind when i was reading what the acad tutor wrote.....
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Post by Ringleader on Tue Jan 25, 2011 10:53 am

Heh, Sanjeep can surely help you!
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