Re: The Former Steve Jobs

by **Rasq'uire'laskar** on Thu Oct 06, 2011 5:21 am

Rotaretilbo wrote:So earlier today, I was complaining to a coworker that I had to install Safari on my Windows 7 workstation to try and replicate an error a potential customer encountered on our website. My coworker wasn't anti-Apple, and stated as such. I mumbled to him, "We've taken care of Jobs, now we just have to take care of Apple," to which he replied, "What, is your plan to wait for him to die of old age?" to which I replied, "You'll see." This was before the news broke about his death.

I predict that my coworkers are going to be frightened of me now.

Wow.

Reminds me of the time when a physicist at Berkeley National Laboratory was talking on the phone with someone at Stanford when the guy at the other line says "Gotta hang up, we're having an earthquake."
So, this guy calmly sets down the phone, walks out of his office, stops in the middle of a group of people, checks his watch, and says "Aren't we about due for an earthquake here?"

by KristallNacht on Thu Oct 06, 2011 12:13 pm

Steve Jobs isn't dead, he's just obsolete. They're now announcing the new Steve Jobs 3GS. coming this winter.

by Barbbachello on Thu Oct 06, 2011 12:29 pm

KristallNacht wrote:Steve Jobs isn't dead, he's just obsolete. They're now announcing the new Steve Jobs 3GS. coming this winter.

That is hilarious but oh so mean

by KristallNacht on Thu Oct 06, 2011 2:08 pm

What going to be on his tombstone? iDied?

by **CivBase** on Thu Oct 06, 2011 2:49 pm

One cannot blame the Republicans nor the Democrats, but cancer for our loss of our Jobs.

by Gauz on Thu Oct 06, 2011 8:24 pm

In the name of the iPod, iPhone, and the iPad, forever and ever. Amen.

by Nocbl2 on Thu Oct 06, 2011 11:40 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lK4cX5xGiQ&ob=av2e

A tribute on my iMac.

by KristallNacht on Fri Oct 07, 2011 1:23 am

When Reagan was president, we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs.

In Obama's America, we have no Cash, no Hope, and no Jobs.

by Nocbl2 on Fri Oct 07, 2011 2:15 am

by Onyxknight on Sat Oct 08, 2011 4:56 am

Apple introduces the iCoffin

by Nocbl2 on Sat Oct 08, 2011 2:43 pm

Now you can play all your fun Ipod games in the afterlife!

by Divine Virus on Mon Oct 10, 2011 9:06 pm

by Onyxknight on Tue Oct 11, 2011 1:24 am

Divine Virus wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9YU0hQEZ5M