Bobby Kotick is now the Director of Coca-Cola.

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Bobby Kotick is now the Director of Coca-Cola.

Post by Vigil on Thu Feb 16, 2012 4:25 pm

The head of activision just got bigger.

http://www.thecoca-colacompany.com/dynamic/press_center/2012/02/board-elects-robert-a-kotick-as-director.html

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Re: Bobby Kotick is now the Director of Coca-Cola.

Post by Rasq'uire'laskar on Thu Feb 16, 2012 4:51 pm

...
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You know, I always wondered what New Coke would taste like...
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Re: Bobby Kotick is now the Director of Coca-Cola.

Post by Ruski on Thu Feb 16, 2012 5:07 pm

This just in, a new update for Coca-Cola's look every year. From Red to darker shades to brighter shades of red, who knows what the possibilities for us entail! Also, additional fees for added content such as the tab, can art design (now with more penis), and much more!
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Re: Bobby Kotick is now the Director of Coca-Cola.

Post by Lord Pheonix on Thu Feb 16, 2012 5:10 pm

When opening specially marked bottles of Coke the bottle will call you a fag and proceed to describe how it fucked your mother's asshole.

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Re: Bobby Kotick is now the Director of Coca-Cola.

Post by Vigil on Thu Feb 16, 2012 5:17 pm

Furthermore, Mr Kotick announced a new subscription service where you can pay to see all your cola drinking stats: where you've bought it, where you've drunk it etc.

It also enters subscribers to early access to incoming content, such as new flavors and bottle designs.

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Re: Bobby Kotick is now the Director of Coca-Cola.

Post by Angatar on Thu Feb 16, 2012 7:23 pm

I prefered Pepsi anyway.

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Re: Bobby Kotick is now the Director of Coca-Cola.

Post by Vtrooper on Thu Feb 16, 2012 8:18 pm

Fucking capitalism man...

This years new Coca-Cola product: The same old Cola but in a Yellow can and is twice the price
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Re: Bobby Kotick is now the Director of Coca-Cola.

Post by CivBase on Thu Feb 16, 2012 10:04 pm

This.... this is a joke, right?








Right?


















I'm scared...

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Re: Bobby Kotick is now the Director of Coca-Cola.

Post by Gauz on Thu Feb 16, 2012 10:10 pm

Vtrooper wrote:

This years new Coca-Cola product: The same old Cola but in a Yellow can and is twice the price
I'd buy it.
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Re: Bobby Kotick is now the Director of Coca-Cola.

Post by Rasq'uire'laskar on Fri Feb 17, 2012 3:32 am

New tastes, I can get behind. But not when the nutritional information and ingredients list were replaced by a EULA...
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Re: Bobby Kotick is now the Director of Coca-Cola.

Post by dragoon9105 on Fri Feb 17, 2012 10:13 am

This just in the CEO of EA, John Riccitiello has been signed on as CEO for Pepsi and has immediately launched several new sodas in competition with every single Coca Cola Flavor and a new brand of pepsi where you can only drink the soda if you buy it brand new from a Pourigin Vending Machine Razz
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Re: Bobby Kotick is now the Director of Coca-Cola.

Post by Divine Virus on Fri Feb 17, 2012 5:12 pm

Ha! That's too funny.

He would, is all I can say...he would.
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Re: Bobby Kotick is now the Director of Coca-Cola.

Post by Ukurse on Sat Feb 18, 2012 2:12 pm

So now we have to keep buying another can of coke every year?
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Re: Bobby Kotick is now the Director of Coca-Cola.

Post by Lord Pheonix on Sat Feb 18, 2012 2:40 pm

YouCurse wrote:So now we have to keep buying another can of coke every year?


And it will taste the exact same but everyone will call you a fucking idiot for thinking it's the same as last years.

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Re: Bobby Kotick is now the Director of Coca-Cola.

Post by Angatar on Sat Feb 18, 2012 4:52 pm

Hasn't one of Coke's selling points been than it's the same anyway?

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Re: Bobby Kotick is now the Director of Coca-Cola.

Post by Lord Pheonix on Sat Feb 18, 2012 6:05 pm

Yeah but then they release DLC every now and then like Coke Zero or Coke with Cherrys.

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Re: Bobby Kotick is now the Director of Coca-Cola.

Post by Vigil on Sat Feb 18, 2012 6:19 pm

Coke with lemon.

Coke with lime.

Coke with rum.

And you get the idea.

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Re: Bobby Kotick is now the Director of Coca-Cola.

Post by Nocbl2 on Sun Feb 19, 2012 10:41 am

DLC?

What is that, DrinkabLe Cola?

So they release one shit version and a month later release the 'better' version for 16 dollars...
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Re: Bobby Kotick is now the Director of Coca-Cola.

Post by dragoon9105 on Sun Feb 19, 2012 11:16 am

15 Dollar Flavor backs guaranteed to freshen up your your coca cola drinking experience, just pour them into your coca cola, What they wont tell people is its just sugarwater.
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Re: Bobby Kotick is now the Director of Coca-Cola.

Post by Rotaretilbo on Mon Feb 20, 2012 2:38 am

Nah, the flavor backs are just Dr. Pepper. It's 23 ingred- I mean flavors, are sure to freshen up the taste of Coke.

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