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Post by Lord Pheonix on Wed Jan 09, 2013 5:48 am

WE GOT THE MOTHER FUCKER.



FIRST OSAMA, NOW THIS SQUID BITCH.



http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/legendary-giant-squid-captured-video-120917545--abc-news-tv.html



The video in the link is pretty much a promo for the real vid that will show up in time for Monster Hunt season finale about Giant Squids. Convenient as fuck. (Discovery at 8 p.m. ET Jan. 27)

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Re: Giant Squid finally found alive

Post by Rasq'uire'laskar on Wed Jan 09, 2013 10:26 am

Can't wait for the real footage.

Wait... we caught Osama first, then this guy...
After we threw Osama overboard.

Did it come back up for more tasty humanflesh? Did Osama Bin Laden's soul assume control, and came back up for revenge only to be caught by undercover Homeland Security oceanographers?
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Re: Giant Squid finally found alive

Post by dragoon9105 on Wed Jan 09, 2013 1:32 pm

Holy fuck he has a point, we better kill it and throw it in a volcano just to be sure it wont turn against us and unite the creatures of the sea against us.
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Post by Tylertlat on Wed Jan 09, 2013 2:01 pm

Rasq'uire'laskar wrote:Can't wait for the real footage.

Wait... we caught Osama first, then this guy...
After we threw Osama overboard.

Did Osama Bin Laden's soul assume control, and came back up for revenge only to be caught by undercover Homeland Security oceanographers?

dragoon9105 wrote:Holy fuck he has a point, we better kill it and throw it in a volcano just to be sure it wont turn against us and unite the creatures of the sea against us.

We have the capacity to track Osama to the point where he possesses a creature somewhere in the vast expanse of the ocean, and then capture that creature, but not the capacity to subdue his sub-disphotic servants? That's the kind of thinking that almost got New York needlessly nuked in The Avengers.


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Re: Giant Squid finally found alive

Post by Rasq'uire'laskar on Wed Jan 09, 2013 2:43 pm

Tylertlat wrote:
Rasq'uire'laskar wrote:Can't wait for the real footage.

Wait... we caught Osama first, then this guy...
After we threw Osama overboard.

Did Osama Bin Laden's soul assume control, and came back up for revenge only to be caught by undercover Homeland Security oceanographers?

dragoon9105 wrote:Holy fuck he has a point, we better kill it and throw it in a volcano just to be sure it wont turn against us and unite the creatures of the sea against us.

We have the capacity to track Osama to the point where he possesses a creature somewhere in the vast expanse of the ocean, and then capture that creature, but not the capacity to subdue his sub-disphotic servants? That's the kind of thinking that almost got New York needlessly nuked in The Avengers.
You DON'T UNDERSTAND!

"Creatures of the sea" includes Cthulhu! And Godzilla! And they'll have the Cloverfield monster as a bullet sponge!
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Re: Giant Squid finally found alive

Post by Lord Pheonix on Wed Jan 09, 2013 2:53 pm

Plus all kinds of creatures that were pulled straight from our nightmares live down there.


The dark recesses of the ocean are scary places for evolution man.

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Re: Giant Squid finally found alive

Post by Tylertlat on Wed Jan 09, 2013 4:08 pm

Rasq'uire'laskar wrote:
Tylertlat wrote:
Rasq'uire'laskar wrote:Can't wait for the real footage.

Wait... we caught Osama first, then this guy...
After we threw Osama overboard.

Did Osama Bin Laden's soul assume control, and came back up for revenge only to be caught by undercover Homeland Security oceanographers?

dragoon9105 wrote:Holy fuck he has a point, we better kill it and throw it in a volcano just to be sure it wont turn against us and unite the creatures of the sea against us.

We have the capacity to track Osama to the point where he possesses a creature somewhere in the vast expanse of the ocean, and then capture that creature, but not the capacity to subdue his sub-disphotic servants? That's the kind of thinking that almost got New York needlessly nuked in The Avengers.
You DON'T UNDERSTAND!

"Creatures of the sea" includes Cthulhu! And Godzilla! And they'll have the Cloverfield monster as a bullet sponge!


Hmmm... I hadn't considered that.
I still don't see why they would fight FOR Osama though...
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Re: Giant Squid finally found alive

Post by Rasq'uire'laskar on Wed Jan 09, 2013 4:29 pm

Osama is quite skilled at getting people to fight for him when it isn't even in their own best interests. He convinced, what, twenty two young men to fly airplanes into buildings?
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Re: Giant Squid finally found alive

Post by Ascendant Justice on Wed Jan 09, 2013 5:39 pm

Then it is decided, we must declare war against the Ocean and everything in it.
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Re: Giant Squid finally found alive

Post by KrAzY on Wed Jan 09, 2013 6:06 pm

wasn't a live giant squid photographed in 2008?
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Re: Giant Squid finally found alive

Post by Lord Pheonix on Wed Jan 09, 2013 6:14 pm

I'll call Billy.

He defeated an evil ocean once.











Oh wait....he died....

fuck.

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Post by Lord Pheonix on Wed Jan 09, 2013 6:15 pm

KrAzY wrote:wasn't a live giant squid photographed in 2008?



Had a few pictures taken of it but they weren't very good and they were just pictures by some tourists that had cameras under a boat.

This is professional video taken by marine biologists who were specifically looking for the fucker.

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Re: Giant Squid finally found alive

Post by Rotaretilbo on Wed Jan 09, 2013 9:32 pm

Fuck, they finally found my advanced scouts. FULL RETREAT!

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Re: Giant Squid finally found alive

Post by Gauz on Wed Jan 09, 2013 9:54 pm

Let's eat it.
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Re: Giant Squid finally found alive

Post by Lord Pheonix on Thu Jan 10, 2013 1:33 am

The team was able to capture more than 18 minutes of video, none of which apparently made it to the internet.



We've got three weeks though, someone will get a hold of it and leak it.

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Re: Giant Squid finally found alive

Post by KrAzY on Thu Jan 10, 2013 5:24 am

bet you the first 2 or 3 "leaked" videos will be hoaxes
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Post by Dud Doodoo on Thu Jan 10, 2013 8:33 am

Ascendant Justice wrote:Then it is decided, we must declare war against the Ocean and everything in it.
The Ocean declared war on us in 2006 when it killed the Crocodile Hunter.

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Re: Giant Squid finally found alive

Post by dragoon9105 on Thu Jan 10, 2013 2:27 pm

Dud Doodoo wrote:
Ascendant Justice wrote:Then it is decided, we must declare war against the Ocean and everything in it.
The Ocean declared war on us in 2006 when it killed the Crocodile Hunter.

My Lord Pheonix then its already begun, We better throw Global Warming into overdrive, We'll boil the fuckers out.
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Post by Gauz on Thu Jan 10, 2013 3:14 pm

Start dumping a lot of salts in there, maybe raising the pH a little will kill everything.
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Post by Vtrooper on Fri Jan 11, 2013 9:37 am

Lord Pheonix wrote:The team was able to capture more than 18 minutes of video, none of which apparently made it to the internet.



We've got three weeks though, someone will get a hold of it and leak it.

That always seems to happen, doesn't it?

Unless the video isn't on the internet at all, in which case someone on the team will have to leak it...
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Re: Giant Squid finally found alive

Post by Lord Pheonix on Fri Jan 11, 2013 12:32 pm

Vtrooper wrote:
Lord Pheonix wrote:The team was able to capture more than 18 minutes of video, none of which apparently made it to the internet.



We've got three weeks though, someone will get a hold of it and leak it.

That always seems to happen, doesn't it?

Unless the video isn't on the internet at all, in which case someone on the team will have to leak it...

Or someone from discovery channel who works on the footage. Is how shows get leaked early usually.

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Re: Giant Squid finally found alive

Post by Ringleader on Fri Jan 11, 2013 10:15 pm

There supposed to show it on the 16th I think, can't wait.

It's things like this that make me realize, maaaaann, we're really underfunding ocean exploration and NOAA... We should've been the ones to film this creature 20 years ago from a deepsea exploration platform.

We could probably fund an ISS-style undersea installation for 1/100th the cost OF the ISS, and there's a lot to explore down there.
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Re: Giant Squid finally found alive

Post by Lord Pheonix on Mon Jan 14, 2013 1:10 pm

We still don't know what the fuck is actually down there.


For all we know space really is empty and boring from what we've seen, but deep in the ocean is brimming with life we don't know shit about and have never seen. Living in ways we haven't imagined.


Fuck space, it's all about the ocean.

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Post by Onyxknight on Mon Jan 14, 2013 9:52 pm

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Re: Giant Squid finally found alive

Post by Lord Pheonix on Mon Jan 28, 2013 10:09 am

Anyone else seen the documentary?


I did but for the life of me I can't find it online anywhere to show you guys as well.


They really did it. And not some half assed shot where you just see a bit of tentacles and they call it "a once in a life time video". They put bait out in the middle of the fucking ocean. It went up and wrapped itself around the bait and then they put fucking spot lights on it's ass in full unobstructed view and the Squid didn't give a fuck for all of the TWENTY MINUTES it sat there eating it's dinner before it decided it was time to bounce.


It was great.

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